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Bisaya Jokes

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A Woman’s Prayer by Age

Abseni na lang ko

TITSER: Pedro, 1+3? PEDRO: 4 mam! TITSER: Very gud! ikaw Juan 33 x 61? JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisod na gani ako dayun ang pangutan-on. Pabor2x. Abseni na lang ko oi!

Bahalag Saging Basta Loving

Bisaya Translated English Movie Titles

1 Dead Man’s Chest – Atngal sa Laki nga Namatay 2 Million Dollar Baby – Anak ni Bill Gates 3 Snakes on a Plane – Nag-eroplano ang Akong Traydor nga Higala 4 Swordfish – Daing sa Bantayan 5 Pretty Woman – “Akong Uyab” 6 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kamong […]

Correct Pronunciation of “Butuan”

Butuan is correctly pronounced as BUTWAN or BOT-WAN. Not Bu-tu-an. Because Bu-tu-an means “has vagina”. “Butu” means “vagina” in Bisaya. In other regions, “butu” could also mean the “male organ”.

Dili Magpa Daygon Karon!

Maglibang

Maglibang (Tagalog) = enjoy Maglibang (Cebuano) = the release of human waste into a toilet, river or sea.

Mixed Bisaya Jokes

I find most of the entries are funny, pero depended sa imong humor level.

Oportunista na Aplikante

MANAGER: Dawat kana. Unang buwan nimo nga sweldo Php 5,000. After 6 months Php 15,000 na. APPLICANT: Sir tenk you kaayo! Sir, after 6 months na lng ko sulod?? hahaha…

Quiz Bee Pageant ni?

HOST: How can we uplift our economy today even though we are under heavy economic crisis? GAY CONTESTANT: (nangluspad) Da uy! Abi nako Miss Gay ni akong gi-apilan, quiz bee man diay!

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